Well, one of the coolest parts of Magic is its history, so we're pulling a trick from Time Spiral and Mystery Booster
The Crystal Body Poke-BODY shrugged off the effects of an opponents attacks, while a heads on its Freeze Lock attack shut off their Energy attachments for a turn, a frustrating wall for anyone trying to set up across the table
Only a thousand or so decks on EDHREC run this Enchant World which, admittedly, might be due to its place on the Reserved List and accompanying price tag
This obviously gets worse the more EtB heavy opposing decks are (and the more they have high-end haymakers), but against most midrange decks and tokens decks itll do serious work, even buying you a turn where folks cant redeploy those bodies
And now, Ill let my cohort introduce himself
In all seriousness this slaps and I love it when it works, super niche but super strong tech