Arvinox, the Mind Flail Although its a bit expensive, and more importantly, doesnt have any kind of evasion, Arvinox, the Mind Flail is a card that fits in theft decks as it benefits from previously stolen permanents by becoming a 9/9
Mainly, I think you'll want to use this to get two bites of the cherry out of a high-value mana rock, but it's also somewhat useful used defensively
Shinobi Blade hits for 170 and lets you grab any card from your deck
Do Gods with Devotion Enter the Battlefield as Creatures
While better reprints can't solve the fake-card problem, it can help to lessen the impact of the problem, as some people who might be tempted by fake Mox Opals when the original is $100 will be less tempted at $50 after a reprinting
Rarely will this card do nothing to your board state and it should be considered an automatic inclusion in nearly all white decks